The Story of My Life........

I saw this in a magazine the other day and it made me laugh, mostly because I think at least one of these things EVERY DAY OF MY LIFE!!

You know your a kindergarten teacher when............

• You look at junk and think to yourself what can I make with this.
• You do a happy dance when certain children are absent.
• You know wwwaaaayyyy too much about childrens families. TOO MUCH INFORMATION......like what parents "naked dances" look like.
• You shutter when you hear a certain name.
• You can discuss "bathroom issues" while eating.
• You feel uncomfortable sitting in "big people" chairs.
• You burst out into song at the drop of a hat.
• You can carry on 3 conversations at once and know what everyone is saying.
• You hate Pull-ups!!!
• You only fill cups half full and remind your spouse to use two hands......Cam hates that!!!
• You get excited to see the new Scholastic flyer.
• You start thinking about mothers and fathers day gifts in August.
• You know at least 5 books by heart.
• You wonder why Jon and Kate are so frazzled by 8 kids, you have 24.
• You have sooooooooo many toys and books at your home that you could open your own home day care, YET you have no children of your own.
• You know all the latest greatest kid things.